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    shalin_99
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    The clever lady

    A woman and a man are involved in
    a car accident. It's a bad one. Both of
    their cars are totally demolished but
    amazingly neither of them are hurt.





    After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man,
    that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
    nothing left but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from
    God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace
    for the rest of our days."

    The man replied, "I agree with you completely.
    This must be a sign from God!





    The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another
    miracle... My car is completely demolished but this bottle
    of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this
    wine and celebrate our good fortune."


     







    Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head
    in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then
    hands it back to the woman.







    The woman takes the bottle,
    immediately puts the cap back on,
    and hands it back to the man.





    The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"



    The woman replies,
    "No, I think I'll just wait for the police..."



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    Hehehe Thats one cunning Lady!!! Thanks for the Share Shalin

    Cheers
    JoJo

  3. #3
    shalin_99
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    thnx Jojo

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    coolestnapster
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    gud one shalin

  5. #5
    beng072488
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    she has a hidden agenda
    hahahahahaahaa

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