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    letter of resignation

    "This is an actual letter of resignation from an employee at Zantex Computers, USA , to his boss. His boss apparently resigned very soon afterwards!"

    Dear Mr Baker,

    As an employee of an institution of higher education, I have a few very
    basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have
    an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel.
    After your consistent and annoying harassment of my co- workers and myself
    during the commission of our duties, I can only surmise that you are one
    of the few true genetic wastes of our time.

    Asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little nuance of
    everything I do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only
    a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. I was hired because I
    know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently hired to
    provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly
    attempt to understand the concept of "cut and paste" for the hundredth

    You will never understand computers. Something as incredibly simple as
    binary still gives you too many options. You will also never understand
    why people hate you, but I am going to try and explain it to you, even
    though I am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what an IP
    Your shiny new iMac has more personality than you ever will. You walk
    around the building all day, shiftlessly looking for fault in others. You
    have a sharp dressed useless look about you that may have worked for your
    interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off
    on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring

    In a world of managerial evolution, you are the blue-green algae
    that everyone else eats and laughs at. Managers like you are a sad proof
    of the Dilbert principle. Seeing as this situation is unlikely to change
    without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, I am forced to
    tender my resignation; however I have a few parting thoughts.

    1. When someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal to
    give me a bad recommendation. The most you can say to hurt me is "I prefer
    not to comment." I will have friends randomly call you over the next
    couple of years to keep you honest, because I know you would be unable to do it
    on your own.

    2. I have all the passwords to every account on the system, and I know
    every password you have used for the last five years. If you decide to get
    cute, I am going to publish your "favourites list", which I conveniently
    saved when you made me "back up" your useless files. I do believe that
    terms like "Lolita" are not usually viewed favourably by the administration.

    3. When you borrowed the digital camera to "take pictures of your
    mothers b-day", you neglected to mention that you were going to take
    pictures of yourself in the mirror nude. Then you forgot to erase them
    like the techno-moron you really are. Suffice it to say I have never seen such
    odd acts with a ketchup bottle, but I assure you that those have been
    copied and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a glowing letter of
    recommendation. (Try to use a spell check please. I hate having to correct
    your mistakes.)

    Thank you for your time, and I expect the letter of recommendation on my
    desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. One word of this to anybody, and all of your
    little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the public. Never
    f*** with your systems administrator. Why? Because they know what you do
    with all that free time!

    Darryl Brewer

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    nice .one.

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    gud one

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