PROFESSOR : Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jante ho?
MUNNA BHAI :Gandhi bahut zabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin maloom ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.


 


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Circuit: “Bhai… bole to bachpan mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya
tha.”
Munna Bhai: “Aisa kya? To fir bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?
Circuit: “Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat… Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!”


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MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU: Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI: Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.