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    sweety4u
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    HERE IS A JOKE ON NEWTON

    Once all the scientists die and go to
    heaven............ They decide
    to play hide-n-seek.........Unfortunately Einstein is
    the one who has
    the den...........He is supposed to count upto
    100...and then start
    searching.....


     


    Everyone starts hiding except Newton.........
    Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it
    right in front
    of Einstein...........

    Einstein's counting
    1,2,3......97,98,99.....100........ He opens his
    eyes and finds Newton standing in front........

    Einstein says "newton's out..newton's....out....."
    Newton denies and says i am not out........
    He claims that he is not Newton......

    All the scientists come out to see how he proves that
    he is not Newton..........

    Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m
    squared..... That
    makes me Newton per meter squared...... since one
    Newton per meter squared is one Pascal,
    I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT...........!



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    coolestnapster
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    my dear frnd its a repost.....

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    nice....

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