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    shalin_99
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    Sardar again in KBC 3

    Amitabh Bachchan : OK Santa I congratulate you for this opportunity here with us.

    Santa : Oh ji Wahe guru da khalsa wahe guru di fateh. Chak denge phatte aaj. Tusi start karo ji.

    AB : OK Santa this is your first question for 1000
    Rs. - 'Which state has the largest sikh population ?' and your options are :
    A. Punjab
    B. Punjab
    C. Punjab
    D. Punjab

    Santa : Oh ji how much time do I have to answer this question?

    AB : Samay ki koi pabandhi nahi hai Santa ji, you can take your time

    Santa (Giggles) : Sir ji bada tricky sawaal puchha hai aapne. I would like to use my lifeline.

    AB : I'm not surprised on this , which one wud U like to use?

    Santa : Audience poll

    AB : OK audience please be ready with your voting pads, and your time starts now.
    After a minute we have a graphic presentation on the board.
    A. 25%
    B. 25%
    C. 25%
    D. 25%

    AB : Santa ji, this is a no good situation for you, I can share your disgust here.

    Santa : Yeh mere saath hi kyon hota hai. Fasa diya Sirji aapki audience ne. I think I've to use my second lifeline - 50 50.

    AB : Very good ! 50 50 ka istemal karna chahenge. OK computer ji do galat jawab mita diye jayen.
    Computer displays A. Punjab and C. Punjab

    Santa : Badi chalu machine hai aapki sar ji. Mein chhodunga nahi aaj isko. Wahe guru di kasam mereko third life line bhi chahiye. Main apne ek dost ko phone karna chahunga.

    AB : Kamal hai Santa ji, I must congratulate you, You have record of using all the lifelines in the very first question. This is great . OK phone a friend - kisko phone karna chahen gee aap.

    Santa : My one and only one... mera langotiya yaar., Banta Singh.

    AB : OK Banta ko phone lagaya jaye.


     


    Phone rings.

    Banta picks it 'Hulloooooo, kon hai oye adhi raati,???'

    AB : Hello Banta ji , mein Amitabh Bachhan bol raha hoon Star Plus ke Kaun Banega Crorepati se.

    Banta : OOOO Bachan ji Sasriyakal, koi hor hota to uski to mein...Q -Q - Q - Q &. Ki hal chal he sar ji.

    AB : Mein thik hoon Banta ji, par ye ek family show hai is liye aap apshabdon ka prayog na karen to behtar hoga. Aapke dost yahaan bethe hain mere saath aur...

    Banta (Interrupts) : Aur wo sala pehle hi question pe atak gayahoga, khota hai sala. Sawal pucho ji.

    AB : Aapko sirf tees second .,......chaliye mein aapko special case karte hue 1 minute doonga. Aur aapka samay shuru hota hai aab.

    Santa : Oye bante ke ho raya hai yaar ??

    Banta : Oye ullu de dum, saale bahar se taala laga gaya khote. Sawere dud wala aaya si, paise mang raya si, aur khotya tu meri kameez pehen gaya. Saale chakki se aata lana tha, tera baap layega kya ??.

    AB: Santa ji kya kar rahe hain samay khatam ho raha hai.Santa : Yes Yes. Oye chod use yaar question hai ..... (he tells him the question).

    Banta : Saale sari zindagi tere nakal mar ke fail hota raha hoon, par iska answer mujhe aata hai. Kalank hai tu Punjab ke naam pe. Iska answer Punjab hai lallu.

    Santa : Oye par... (and the clock stops).

    AB : Samay khatam, aapke mitra ne jawab de diya hai , ab to mujhe pakka confidence hai ke aap kam se kam 1000 to le ke jayenge hi aaj.

    Santa : Ullu ka patha hai ji, ye to mujhe bhi pata hai par sale ne yeh to batya nahin ke A hai ya C hai...
    And this was the last episode of KBC as most of the audience died laughing.



  2. #2
    D_only_one
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    nice one but i feel its a repost.

  3. #3
    shalin_99
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    i don't know about it
    and

    thanks

  4. #4
    maxjeolite
    Guest
    nice joke

  5. #5
    coolestnapster
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    baby i am back it is a repost my frnd

  6. #6
    Terminator
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    lol.
    brilliant post.

  7. #7
    Nadia_dxb
    Guest
    lolz, its nice one

  8. #8
    shalin_99
    Guest
    thnx everybody...

  9. #9
    coolestnapster
    Guest
    thanks shalin u never read my post i said repost..lolz

  10. #10
    shalin_99
    Guest
    yes
    i read it...but wat to say about it....

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