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    What if u upgraded Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0

    sorry if it is a repost....



    > Dear Tech Support Team:
    >
    > Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 .
    >
    >
    > I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes
    > that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
    > In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now
    > monitors all other system activities.
    >
    >
    > Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0 , BeerWithBuddies
    > 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever
    > selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while
    > attempting to run my favorite applications.
    >
    >
    > I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall '
    > doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
    >
    >
    > Please help!
    >
    >
    > Thanks,
    > "A Troubled User "
    >
    >
    >
    > REPLY:
    >
    >
    >
    > Dear Troubled User:
    >
    >
    > This is a very common problem that people complain about.
    >
    >
    > Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it
    > is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
    > Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run
    > EVERYTHING !!!
    >
    >
    > It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend
    > 5.0.
    >
    >
    > It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the
    > system once installed.
    >
    >
    > You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not
    > to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony-
    > Child Support) ..
    >
    >
    > I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the
    > environment.
    >
    >
    > I suggest installing the background application " Yes Dear" to
    > alleviate software augmentation.
    >
    >
    > The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
    > ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the
    > system will return to normal anyway.
    >
    >
    > Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
    > Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep
    > 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use
    > these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program
    > NagNag 9.5 .
    >
    >
    > Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0
    > is to purchase additional software. I recommend
    > Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0
    >
    >
    > STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install
    > SecretaryWithShortS kirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife
    > 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
    >
    >
    > Best of luck,
    > Tech Support....


     



  2. #2
    maxjeolite
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    hahahahhahah reallyy funny lollll
    good cyber zoke

  3. #3
    D_only_one
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    nice one... but yes its a repost.

  4. #4
    shalin_99
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    nice...one...
    and dinesh is right

  5. #5
    Rastha
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    Ha Ha Ha!!!
    Its a nice Joke!

  6. #6
    coolestnapster
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    lolz...ya it is a repost u posted this third time around..lolz

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