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    real time jokes...

    Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
    He shoots his friend to death.
    Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".

    **********
    Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
    Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"

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    What is the definition of Mistress?
    Someone between the Mister and Mattress

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    Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
    "Without Information Fighting Everytime"
    Wife replies," No, It means ,
    "With Idiot For Ever !!!"

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    Three Feelings:
    What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
    Stress is when wife is pregnant,
    Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are
    pregnant.


     


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    Teacher: u know the importance of period?
    Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got
    heart attack & our driver ran away.

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    Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are
    urs ???
    No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.

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    Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential Dad says, you
    are my son, i'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's
    confidential!

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    Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should
    talk about sex.
    Daughter (Excitingly) : Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.
    Mother Faints... --


    njoy ur life till u die. Stay happy 2day bcoz we do not know wat will happen 2morrow...



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    shalin_99
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    gr8... collection .. .. .

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    ROFL!!!!!! Awesome Darani

    Cheers

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    Cool ones darani..

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    jojo "ROFL" means...

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    hi frnds...

    thnx for ur support....

    shalin ROLF means "Rolling On Floor Laughing"

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    that was really great

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    thnx for ur support frnd...

    have a gr8 day
    bye tc

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    Terminator
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    me too ROFL.

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    coolestnapster
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    nice one...one two r repost....but nice post

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