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    10 most stupid questions? - too interesting..

    1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
    Stupid Question:-
    Hey, what are you doing here?
    Answer:-
    Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

    2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
    Stupid Question:-
    Sorry, did that hurt?
    Answer:-
    No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.


     


    3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
    Stupid Question:-
    Why, why him, of all people.
    Answer:-
    Why? Would it rather have been you?

    4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
    Stupid Question:-
    Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
    Answer:-
    No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

    5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
    Stupid Question:-
    Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
    Answer:-
    Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

    6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
    Stupid Question:-
    Is the guy you're marrying good?
    Answer:-
    No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.

    7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
    Stupid Question:-
    Sorry. were you sleeping?
    Answer:-
    No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.

    8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
    Stupid Question:-
    Hey have you had a haircut?
    Answer:-
    No, its autumn and I'm shedding......


    9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
    Stupid Question:-
    Tell me if it hurts?
    Answer:-
    No it wont. It will just bleed.

    10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
    Stupid Question:-
    Oh, so you smoke.
    Answer:-
    Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!



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    Good One Darani, but I think this is a repost!!!

    JoJo

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    gr8

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    Cool Questions and Answers DARANI...

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    hi frnds...

    thnx and sorry if it is a repost....

    have a gr8 day
    bye tc

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    repost
    but LOL

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    thnx for ur support frnd...

    have a gr8 day
    bye tc

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    good post darani.
    don't know if it's a repost.

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    Re: 10 most stupid questions? - too interesting..

    Quote Originally Posted by darani
    7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
    Stupid Question:-
    Sorry. were you sleeping?
    Answer:-
    No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.
    hahahahhahahahahaha
    lollll

    this usually hapns to me ,

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    coolestnapster
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    lolz again repost darani....

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