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    shalin_99
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    Male Comebacks To Female Comebacks

    Man : I know how to please a woman.
    Woman : Then please leave me alone.
    Man : I guess you're pretty good at pleasing yourself then.


    Man : I want to give myself to you.
    Woman : Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
    Man : Oh, just cheap perfume then.


    Man : You look like a dream.
    Woman : Go back to sleep.
    Man : You mean this isn't a nightmare?


    Man : Hey, baby, what's your sign?
    Woman : Do not enter, -OR- Stop.
    Man : Really? You look more like a "Yield."


     



    Man : Your body is like a temple.
    Woman : Sorry, there are no services today.
    Man : Here's a donation to restore the exterior.


    Man : What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
    Woman : What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?
    Man : You're right. I was lying.


    Man : Haven't I seen you someplace before?
    Woman : Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
    Man : Well, I guess you really don't belong in the men's room anyway.


    Man : So, what do you do for a living?
    Woman : I'm a female impersonator.
    Man : So that's how you got the moustache.


    Man : "Want to dance?"
    Woman : "No, thank you."
    Man : "Don't thank me, thank God somebody asked you."


    Man : You're pretty
    Woman : Piss off.
    Man : Don't interrupt, You're pretty....... ugly.



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    ogen
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    Where's home?

  3. #3
    shalin_99
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    don't just write anything in all ur posts...

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    Nice LOL

    JoJo

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    rockersareback
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    huhaaaaa

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    beng072488
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    very nice shalin

  7. #7
    shalin_99
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    thanks al of ya

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    D_only_one
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    good ones shalin..

  9. #9
    shalin_99
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    thnx dinooo

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