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    shalin_99
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    On doctors

    Here are some on doctors...

    The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where
    Morris was working on a car. Morris in a loud voice, all
    could hear, said argumentatively, "So Mr. fancy doctor,
    look at this work. I also take valves out, grind 'em, put
    in new parts, and when I finish this baby will purr like
    a kitten. So how come you get the big bucks, when you and
    me are doing basically the same work?"

    DeBakey, very embarrassed, walked away and said softly, to
    Morris, "Try doing your work with the engine running."

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    The patient awakened after the operation to find herself
    in a room with all the blinds drawn.

    "Why are all the blinds closed?" she asked her doctor.

    "Well," the surgeon responded, "They're fighting a huge
    fire across the street, and we didn't want you to wake
    up and think the operation had failed."


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    Doctors at a hospital in Brooklyn, New York have gone on
    strike. Hospital officials say they will find out what
    the Doctors' demands are as soon as they can get a pharmacist
    over there to read the picket signs!


     



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    A Love Story At Dr. Watson's Office...

    I shall seek and find you.
    I shall take you to bed and control you.
    I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you grunt and
    groan. I will make you beg for mercy. I will exhaust you
    to the point that you will be relieved when I leave you.
    And you will be weak for days.




    All my love,
    The Flu

    Get your mind out of the gutter
    Did you get your flu shot yet ?



  2. #2
    beng072488
    Guest
    hahhaha

  3. #3
    coolestnapster
    Guest
    funny

  4. #4
    shalin_99
    Guest
    Thanks both of ya

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