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    A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the
    speed limit. He notices a police car with its red lights on in his rear
    view mirror. He thinks "I can outrun this guy," so he floors it and the
    race is on. The cars are racing down the highway -- 60, 70, 80, 90
    miles an hour.

    Finally, as his speedometer passes 100, the guy figures "what the
    heck," and gives up. He pulls over to the curb. The police officer gets out
    of his cruiser and approaches the car. He leans down and says

    "Listen mister, I've had a really lousy day, and I just want to go
    home. Give me a good excuse and I'll let you go."

    The man thought for a moment and said, "Three weeks ago, my wife ran
    off with a police officer. When I saw your cruiser in my rear view
    mirror, I thought you were that officer and you were trying to give her back
    to me!"

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    Nice Joke Dude but a repost.....

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    lolz nice one...sunshine..repost i don't know this time

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    a smile in return for replying me and im very sorry if its a repost...

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    very nice...but a repost.

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