A family in Southern India was puzzled when the coffin of
their dead mother arrived from the Gulf . It was sent by
one of the daughters. The dead body was so tightly squeezed
inside the coffin , with no space left in it !
When they opened the lid , they found a letter on top , which
read as follows:
Dear brothers and sisters, I am sending our mother's body to you
,since it was her wish that she should be buried in our ancestral
burial ground in Kerala. Sorry, I could not come along. as all of
my paid leaves are consumed.
You will find inside the coffin, under Amma's body, 12 cans of
cheese,10 packets of chocolates and packets of Badam. Please divide
these among all of you.
On Amma's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10)
for Kader. Also, there are 2 pairs of shoes for Razia and Rabia's
sons. Hope the sizes are correct.
Amma is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Kader,
and the others are for my nephews. Just distribute them among ourselves.
The 2 new Jeans that Amma is wearing are for the boys.
The Swiss watch that Rehana wanted is on Amma's left wrist. Shabana Aunty,
Amma is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for.
Please take them. The 6 white cotton socks that Amma is wearing must
be divided among my teenager nephews.
Please distribute all these uniformly and if anything more required let me
know, since our Appa is also not keeping well nowadays I can send all required...