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    sardar ji jokes...lolz...

    Sardarjee to Sunita: "I want to marry you"
    Sunita: "But I am one year elder to you."
    Sardarjee: "No Problem, then I will marry you next year."




    Q) Why does sardarji brings binoculorses in his own marriage?
    A) To see his far reletavies.




    Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two
    beers took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
    "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the pub-owner.
    So the two sardars exchanged their sandwiches.




    A Sardar went to interview for a job in military…when he got to the Officer

    Officer told him that new rules were in effect to check the education of candidates.
    In order to get job 1must answer two questions:
    1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
    2. How many seconds are there in a year?

    The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered...
    1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.
    2. There are 24 seconds in a year.

    Officer said, "OK, Its okay the “Today and Tomorrow”, so your answer is correct.


     


    But how did you get only 24 seconds in a year?"
    The Sardar replied, "Well, January 2nd & 22nd, February 2nd & 22nd, March 2nd & 22nd, etc...."



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    shalin_99
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    Repost

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    D_only_one
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    yup nice jokes.. but a repost my freind...

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    coolestnapster
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    hmmm...no comments

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    ..sorry for the repost...

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    shalin_99
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    its ok...

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    thankyou for accepting my apology Shalin and take care...

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    maxjeolite
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    nice jokes but ist a cool repost

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