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    kaliprasad
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    3 marriages

    3 Men Confide About Their Wedding Nights


    Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for


    their honeymoons, where they are taken care


    of by Dave the bellboy.



    The first man married a nurse.



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    Dave thinks to himself,


    "Nice, nurses are known to be hot."


    The second man married a telephone operator.


    Dave thinks to himself,


    "Telephone operators have sexy voices."


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    The third man married a school teacher.
    Dave thinks to himself,
    "Poor guy, teachers are too strict."

    The next morning, Dave reports to work and gets a


    room service call from the nurse's husband.


    He sourly says, "Don't ever marry a nurse.


    All I heard last night was


    'You're not sanitary, you're not sanitary.'"




     



    Then, the telephone operator's husband calls and sourly says,
    "Don't ever marry a telephone operator.
    All I heard last night was "Your three minutes are up,
    your three minutes are up.'"


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    Later that afternoon, the teacher's husband
    calls and happily says,
    "When you marry, be sure to marry a school teacher.


    All I heard last night was 'We are going to do this


    over and over until we get it right!'"



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    ash2032
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    Lol .. very funny

    and what will be u r project

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    ogen
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    Project Management Specialists - Field Experience Division

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    shalin_99
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    nice one...

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    Oooo Nice can I also become a Project Manager in Your Company with those Lovely Ladies!!!!!!!

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    sweety4u
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    lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    cool guy

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    ogen
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    In my team, I am the sole male project manager, only ladies are welcome. However, if there are many applicants and my project management consultants know of applicants who would like to twin up with people I can delegate to oversight, I could give it a shot. My company prefers qualified women who take on a management role and I can tell them to take charge of women applicants and I will oversight the process.

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    viraj
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    appoint me pls as an assistant.please

  9. #9
    coolestnapster
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    hmm nice post and orgen....i am in compition with u coz i am in other company...lolz

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