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    Why One Should Never Visit a Five Star Hotel...

    Question: What would you like to have... Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?
    Answer: Tea please.

    Question: Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea?
    Answer: Ceylon tea.

    Question: How would you like it? Black or white?
    Answer: White

    Question: Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk?
    Answer: With milk.

    Question: Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk
    Answer: With cow milk please.

    Question: Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?
    Answer: Um, I'll take it black.

    Question: Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
    Answer: With sugar.

    Question: Beet sugar or cane sugar?
    Answer: Cane sugar.

    Question: White, brown or yellow sugar?
    Answer: Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead.

    Question: Mineral water or still water?
    Answer: Mineral water.

    Question: Flavored or non-flavored?
    Answer: I'll rather die of thirst.

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    nice one.... by the time u have it u are over it.....

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    GR8 joke

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