Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them with the priesthood.

As soon as the plane touched down they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses etc.

The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their tourist garb.


They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a gorgeous blonde in a topless bikini came walking straight towards them.

They couldn’t help but stare.

As the blonde passed them she smiled and said, “Good morning, Father – Good morning, Father”, nodding and addressing each of them individually and then passed on.

The two priests were both stunned.

How in the world did she know they were priests?

So the next day, they went back to the store and bought themselves more outrageous outfits.

They were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them!

Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine and scenery.

After a while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a different coloured topless bikini, taking her own sweet time, came walking towards them.

Again she nodded at each of them and said, “Good morning, Father – Good morning, Father” and started to walk away.

One of he priests couldn’t stand it any longer and said, “Just a minute, young lady.”

“Yes Father?” inquired the gorgeous blonde.

“We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did you know that we are priests, dressed as we are?”

She replied, “Father, it’s me, Sister Kathleen!”