A man goes to a dentist to remove his decayed tooth.
When the dentist is about to remove his tooth he shouts at the top of his voice. Somehow the dentist manages to remove the decayed tooth.
Patient: Doctor kitne paise?
Patient: Ek dant ukhadne ke 300?
Doctor: Kya ek dant ukhadne ke 300? Tumhare chillane se jo mere 2 patient bhag gaye uska kya?