A rich lawyer parked his brand new Mercedes in front of his office to show
it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out, a truck came along and
completely tore off the driver's door!
The lawyer began screaming for the police, and soon they arrived. The
lawyer started screaming hysterically, "My brand new car is ruined!! Don't
just stand there, arrest that driver!"
The cop shook his head in disbelief, "I can't believe how materialistic you
are. You're so focused on your new car that you overlook the important things.
"What?", asked the lawyer. "How can you say such a thing?"
"My God, the cop replied, "Don't you know your left arm was also torn off?"
The lawyer looked down at the bleeding shoulder where his left arm had
been. Oh my God!", screamed the lawyer! "Where is my Rolex?"
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