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    Life isn't fair to men

    Life isn't fair to men.
    # Thought 1 #
    When we are born, our mother's get the compliments and the flowers.
    When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.
    When we die, our widows get the life insurance. What do women want to
    liberated from?
    # Thought 2 #

    The average man's life consists of
    Twenty years of having his mother ask him where
    he is going,
    Forty years of having his wife ask the same
    and at the end,
    the mourners wondering too.
    # Thought 3 #
    A Man was walking down a street when he heard a
    voice from behind, "If you take one more step, a
    brick will fall down on your head and kill you."
    The man stopped and a big brick fell right
    in front of him. The man was astonished.
    He went on, and after a while he was going to
    cross the road.
    Once again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still!
    If you take one more step a car will run over you,
    and you will die."
    The man did as he was instructed, just as a car
    came careening around the corner, barely missing
    The man asked. "Who are you?" "I am your
    guardian angel," the voice answered.
    "Oh, yeah?" the man asked. "And where the hell were you when I got

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    lolz...the third 1 was da best

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    very funny...

  4. #4
    lolz nice one...first two r repost...shalin posted them....

  5. #5
    reposted for i think three times

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