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    Lina
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    Good ones from Job Applications...

    Some gems from Job Applications.

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    Cover letter: "I would be prepared to meet with you at your earliest
    convenience to discuss what I can do to your company."

    That's what we're afraid of .

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    Resume: "It is my professional objective to obtain a position which
    allows me to make use of my commuter skills."

    I think we can oblige.

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    Weaknesses: "Suffer from prickly heat in summer."

    Sounds uncomfortable.

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    Cover letter: "Enclosed is my resume for your viewing pleasure."


     


    We can hardly wait.

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    Cover letter: "You are privileged to receive my resume."

    We'll try not to let it go to our heads.

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    Objective: "To mature in the field of human behavior."

    Good luck with that.

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    Experience: "10 years of experience in financail budgiting and
    transactions rigistering."

    But limited experience with the spell-check function.

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    Cover letter: "Please overlook my resume."

    If you insist.

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    Cover letter: "I'm submitting the attached copy of my resume for your
    consumption."

    Yum.

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    Skills: "Grate communication skills."

    Yes, but can you talk and chop at the same time?

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    Experience: "Responsibilities included recruiting, screening,
    interviewing and executing final candidates."

    Seems kind of harsh ...

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    Cover letter: "Salary demanded - $65,000."

    Would you like that in small, unmarked bills?

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    Strengths: "Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer."

    Would that be Mozart or Beethoven?

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    Education: "B.A. in Loberal Arts."

    Did you minor in ear piercing?

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    Cover letter: "I've updated my resume so it's more appalling to
    employers."

    We're pretty shocked already .

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    Cover letter: "Seek challenges that test my mind and body, since the two
    are usually inseparable."

    Glad to hear it.

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    Cover letter: "My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels,
    and my ability to complete projects on time is unspeakable."

    At these extremes, some things are best left unsaid.



  2. #2
    ash2032
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    Very funny lina

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    D_only_one
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    oye hoye.. lina.. ki post hain yaar.. aaj weekend ke din dil garden garden ho gaya.... oye aaj isi baat pe party sharty ho jaye

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    ROFL!!!! Thanks Lina!!!!!!

    Cheers
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    coolestnapster
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    nice one lina

  6. #6
    Terminator
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    nice post lina.

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    beng072488
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    nice

  8. #8
    54321
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    great

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