1 )what is the cube of 13?
Its : SUROOR
wondering how?
that’s bcoz....
TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR
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2) ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon?
kyonki uska naam hanuman tha..
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4) wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
…….Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya
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6) n elephant falls in luv wid n Ant.but Ant's parents r against their
marrige…guess y??
they gave a solid reason…**Ladke k daant bahar hain**
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7) Full form of MATHS????
Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students…
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what wud u call a girl who never laughs??
Ans: hasina
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3+ 3 =8
Bataao Kaise?
Bataao Bataao!
Nahi Pata?!!
Are
Galati se!!!!!!!!!! !
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1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution
= Heart Attack
Matlab
scrolll down
DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!
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What's the opposite of "Dominoes"?? ?
think
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tired of thinking???
Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"
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Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"
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okei don't kill me "Pizza.... Hutna mat"
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ok whats the opp of venky's..
venlocks...
(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)
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one day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile his call gets cross
c! onnected to some! other lady.They still keep on talking..they start They still keep on talking..they start
liking each other..and finally they get married.
what MORAL do u get???
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An IDEA can change y! our wife.
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ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gaya to kaise bahar
nikalega???? ???
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ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge .......
sweets nops
sault nopes
think
think
are yaar
birla white cement
kyunki iske ander jaan hei.......
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whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man
jumping from 10th floor?
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former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa
later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)
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Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an
Orange ?
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the answer is .
They Both Are Not a Banana !!