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    Don't Mess with Childrens

    A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
    > The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to
    >swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its
    >throat was very small.
    > The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
    > Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow
    >a human; it was physically impossible.
    > The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
    > The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
    > The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ."



    > A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children
    >while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see
    >each child's work.
    > As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she
    >asked what the drawing was.
    > The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
    > The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks
    > Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl
    >replied, "They will in a minute."

    > A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with
    >her five and six year olds.
    > After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy
    >Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to
    >treat our brothers and sisters?"
    > Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family)
    >answered, "Thou shall not kill."

    > One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the
    >dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had
    >several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her
    >brunette head.
    > She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some
    >of your hairs white, Mom?"
    > Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something
    >wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
    > The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and
    >then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

    > The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was
    >trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
    > "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all
    >grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's
    >Michael, He's a doctor.'
    > A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the
    >teacher, she's dead."

    > A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.
    >Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood
    >on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would
    >turn red in the face."
    > "Yes," the class said.
    > "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary
    >position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
    > A little fellow shouted,
    > "Cause your feet ain't empty."

    > The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic
    >elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large
    >pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
    > "Take only ONE. God is watching."
    > Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the
    >table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
    > A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching
    >the apples.

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    nice post....1 or 2 r repost but its nice rest of them

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    cool jokes dear...... childrens are really tough to handle these days,

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    children is plural.
    child is singular
    there is no word called childrens in language

    anywyz nice post keep it up


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    thanks guys and especially thanks saagar

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    some are repost

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