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    Kaleem
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    Sardars Are Not Stupid

    Sardars Are Not Stupid Convention

    80,000 sardars meet in the gurunanak stadium, for a
    "Sardars Are Not
    stupid" Convention.

    The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to
    the world that
    Sardars are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"

    A sardar gingerly works his way through the crowd and
    steps up to the
    stage. The leader asks him, "What is 15 plus 15?"


     


    After 15 or 20 seconds he says, "Eighteen!"

    Obviously everyone is a little disappointed.

    Then 80,000 sardars start cheering, "Give him another
    chance! Give him
    another chance!"

    The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble
    of getting
    80,000
    Of you in one place and we have the worldwide press
    and global
    broadcast
    media here, uh, I guess we can give him another
    chance.

    " So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30
    seconds he
    eventually
    Says, "Ninety?"

    The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just
    lets out a dejected
    Sigh - everyone is disheartened, the sardar starts
    crying and the
    80,000
    sardars begin to yell and wave their hands shouting,

    "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"

    The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more ha
    than damage,
    eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance

    What is 2 plus 2? The surd closes his eyes, and after
    a whole minute
    eventually says, "Four?".

    Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all
    80,000 surdies
    jump
    To their feet,

    wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream...

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    "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!

    "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!



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    coolestnapster
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    it was gr8 indian laughter challenege joke..nice

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    nice one..! lolz...

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