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    15 peices of advice for women...lolz... :-D

    hey guys dont take this offensive...its just a woman joke...so.....


    1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.


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    2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.


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    3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.


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    4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.


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    5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.


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    6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.


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    7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.


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    8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.


     



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    9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.


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    10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.


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    11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.


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    12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.


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    13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books .


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    14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.


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    15. Sadly, all men are created equal



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    hmm..nothing to say...nice post

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    thankyou...

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    Nice one

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    thanku am alive...

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    good post.

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    my compliments to u too terminator..

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