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Thread: Funny SMS Text Messages

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    beng072488
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    Funny SMS Text Messages

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    U R 100% beautiful,
    U R 100% lovely,
    U R 100% sweet,
    U R 100% nice, and
    U R 100% stupid to believe these words...

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    Why did God Create U before Me....?

    Ans: Bcause he wanted to Create a SAMPLE,
    Be4 Creating A *Master-Piece*
    He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!!


     


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    Roses are red,
    violence are blue,
    Someone like you
    belongs to the zoo!
    Don't be mad,
    don't be blue,
    Frankenstein was
    ugly to!

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    What is Kiss?
    Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion,
    that will lead to further penetation,
    in fast acceleration that will build the next generation.

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    i look at the moon
    the moon is beautiful
    i look at you
    i..
    i...
    i rather look at the moon again


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    HALLO, this is your mobile.
    There is no particular problem.
    I just wanted to leave your pocket,
    want the smell is unbearable!!!

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    we've known....
    each other for....
    quite a while now,
    do u think we can b more....
    than friends?
    cos i like u very much.
    will u b my partner 2...

    rob a bank?

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    sweety4u
    Guest
    ha ha ha ha
    nice yar

    i'm going to stole all this................

  3. #3
    coolestnapster
    Guest
    lolz nice

  4. #4
    beng072488
    Guest
    thnx for reading

    its ok to copy this

  5. #5
    am_alive
    Guest
    Nice one

  6. #6
    Terminator
    Guest
    good funny sms.

  7. #7
    beng072488
    Guest
    thnx

  8. #8
    Terminator
    Guest
    cheers ..!

  9. #9
    54321
    Guest
    nice

  10. #10
    beng072488
    Guest
    thanx

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