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    Drinking

    After a night of drinking, Steve crept into bed beside his wife who was
    already asleep. He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.

    When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed
    wearing a long flowing white robe. "Who the hell are you?" demanded Steve,
    "and what are you doing in my bedroom?"

    The mysterious Man answered, "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St. Peter".
    Steve was stunned, "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much too
    live for, I haven't said good-bye to my family.... you've got to send me
    back right away".

    St Peter replied, "Yes, you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We
    can only send you back as a dog or a hen." Steve was devastated, but
    knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back
    as a hen. A flash of light later, he was covered in feathers and clucking
    around pecking the ground. "This ain't so bad" he thought until he felt
    this strange feeling welling up inside him. The farmyard rooster strolled
    over and said, "So you're the new hen, how are you enjoying your first day
    here?"
    "It's not so bad," replies Steve, "but I have this strange feeling inside
    like I'm about to explode".
    "You're ovulating," explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never
    laid an egg before." "Never," replies Steve. "Well just relax and let it
    happen." And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg
    pops out from under his tail.


     


    An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the
    better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time. When he
    laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew
    that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that had happened to
    him ever!!!
    The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg
    he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife
    shouting,
    "Steve, wake up you drunken bastard, you're shittin' in the bed!



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    D_only_one
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    nice one..........

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    coolestnapster
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    nice

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    Nice post

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    Thanks all Cheers

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    very nice post

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    Thanks Beng!!!

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