Adminisphere: The rarified organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.
Alpha Geek: The most knowledgable, technically proficient person in an office or work group. "Ask Larry, he's the alpha geek around here."
Anally: Ocurring yearly
Anasthesia: A Russian princess you studied in school
Ankle: Opposite of aunty
Anthrax: Trail made by ants
Antibodies: Things uncles are familiar with
Aquadextrous: Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.
Asthma: What you do if dad says no
Bachelor: A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable
Bachelor: The only man who has never told his wife a lie.
Bacteria: Back door to a cafeteria
Barium: What doctors do when treatment fails
Beauty Parlor: A place where women curl up and dye.
Beepilepsy: The brief siezure people somtimes suffer when their beepers go off, especially in vibrator mode. Characterized by physical spasms, goofy facial expressions, and stopping speech in mid-sentence.
Benign: What you are after you be eight
Blood Count: Dracula
Boot: What your friends give you because you spend too much time bragging about your computer skills.
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her