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    sweety4u
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    very funny jokes..............

    Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes
    a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
    ************************************************** *****
    Q: Why dogs don't marry?
    A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
    ************************************************** *****
    Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother
    tongue.?
    Santa: Very long!
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    Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?
    Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.
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    Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag.
    Guess what did he ask next...
    Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
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    Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
    The shopkeep! er asked: Exide laga du?
    Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
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    Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
    Santa: Birla cement.
    Banta: Kyun?
    Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.
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    Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
    Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle,
    aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
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    Banta ek ! sadhu se bola" Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi
    upay batao.
    Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
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    Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
    Santa: Hai.
    Frog: Nahin hai.
    Santa: Hai.
    Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
    Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
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    Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
    The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
    Santa: I think I'll take the money.
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    Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
    Banta: Me too, after u leave.
    ************************************************** *****
    A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
    Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...
    ************************************************** *****
    Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
    A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
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    Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
    Banta: Santa u'll die.
    Santa: U'll die bcoz haven't u heard train is coming on platform?
    ************************************************** *****
    Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon
    reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
    Santa: Oye, this was a missed call
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    Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
    Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
    ************************************************** *****
    Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in m! edical college.
    Banta: What's he studying?"
    Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!
    ************************************************** *****
    Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
    A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
    ************************************************** *****
    Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
    A: Because it was an entrance exam.
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    What's Ford?
    Santa: Gaadi.
    What's Oxford?
    Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi
    ************************************************** *****
    Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
    Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.
    ************************************************** *****
    Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
    Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
    Santa: I didn't say he got out.
    ************************************************** *****
    Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first -
    the chicken or the egg?
    O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
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    Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe
    a man dies?"
    Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash ?"


     



  2. #2
    beng072488
    Guest
    very cool

  3. #3
    coolestnapster
    Guest
    old funny ones few r reposts....sorry

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