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    sweety4u
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    3 women...........

    Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and

    wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the

    morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.


     



    The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric

    chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I am from Grace

    University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the

    behalf of the innocent," They throw the switch and nothing happens. They

    all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and

    release her.


    The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her

    last words," I am from the Creighton School of Law and I believe in the

    power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw

    the switch and again, nothing happens. Again, they all immediately

    prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.


    The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well,

    I'm from the University of Alabama and just graduated with a degree in

    Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna

    electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."



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    coolestnapster
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    nice one...lolz

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    am_alive
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    Nice one

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    D_only_one
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    Gud Joke.

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    yam
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    tooo gud...

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    Devil12911
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    gud 1....

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    shalin_99
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    nice joke

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    ogen
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    Oooh, that's a witty one. Good thing they didn't tell us what happened!

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    beng072488
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    nice one

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