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    Devil12911
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    I guess it's true:)

    SUCCESS:
    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

    MONEY MANAGEMENT:
    A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one dollar item he wants.
    A woman will pay one dollar for a two dollar item that she doesn't want.

    HAPPINESS:
    To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
    To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

    MARRIAGE EXPECTATIONS:
    A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
    A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

    MARRIAGE DECISIONS:
    Men marry because they are tired.
    Women marry because they are curious.
    Both are disappointed.

    MARRIAGE AND THE FUTURE:
    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband,
    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

    MEMORIES:
    A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her.
    A man cherishes the memory of the woman who he didn't marry.

    UNDERSTANDING WOMEN:
    There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.


     


    WHAT A WOMAN WANTS:
    Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy...
    - One is to let her think she is having her own way.
    - The other is to let her have it.

    LONGEVITY:
    Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

    MISTAKES:
    Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use two people remembering the same thing.

    THE BATTLE:
    A woman always has the last word in any argument.
    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.



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    coolestnapster
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    many r reposts.....anyways good post man

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