A jat bought a watch from a showroom. He was excited & used to wear it every day. Suddenly after a week the watch stopped working.
He went to the showroom to get it repaired. As the salesman opened the back lid of the watch a dead mosquito popped out from it.
The jat took the mosiquto and placing it in his palm said to the salesman : " Oh ho jab driver hi mar gaya to ghadi kaise chalti....."