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    shalin_99
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    How old?

    Guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I want you to give me 12-year scotch, and don`t try to fool me because I can tell the difference."
    The bartender is skeptical and decides to try to trick the man with 5-year scotch. The man takes a sip, scowls and says, "Bartender, this crap is 5-year scotch. I told you I want 12-year scotch."
    The bartender tries once more with 8-year scotch. The man takes a sip, grimaces and says, "Bartender, I don`t want 8-year scotch like this filth. Give me 12-year scotch!"
    Impressed, the bartender gets the 12-year scotch, the man takes a sip and sighs, "Ah, now that`s the real thing."
    A disgusting, grimy, stinking drunk has been watching all this with great interest. He stumbles over and sets a glass down in front of the man and says, "Hey, I think that`s really far out what you can do. Try this one."
    The man takes a sip and immediately spits out the liquid and cries, "Yechhh! This stuff tastes like piss!"
    The drunk`s eyes light up and he says, "Yeah, now how old am I?"


     



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    Lol Nice One Shalin!!!!

    Cheers
    JoJo

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    shalin_99
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    thnx jojo

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    coolestnapster
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    funny one..

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    shalin_99
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    thnx

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    Rastha
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    Its funny

    Its nice

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    shalin_99
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    thnx
    rastha
    r u a new member???????

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    ogen
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    A very good one, reminds me of somebody I know!

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    shalin_99
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    Quote Originally Posted by ogen
    A very good one, reminds me of somebody I know!
    thnx
    who

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    ogen
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    Littlefriend drunk an old man's drink an pissed in it and gave the ol' man his freedom train back!

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