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    Lina
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    Who needs prayers ?

    Who needs prayers?


    A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem . I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing. They keep saying "Hi, we're hot. Do you want a date?"
    "That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed. "But I do have a solution to your problem. Bring your two parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots to whom I have taught to pray and read the bible.

    My parrots will then teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to pray and worship."

    So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's house. The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her female talking parrots in with the male alking Parrots, and the female parrots say, " Hi, we're hot. Do you want a date?"
    One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and screams, " Put your Bible away Idiot, our prayers have been answered!!!!!!!"


     



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    LOL!!! Nice One Lina

    Cheers
    JoJo

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    coolestnapster
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    funny...nice one

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    Lina
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    hey jojo & sunny cheers yaar........love u........may god bless u....

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    Devil12911
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    Gud 1...lol...

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    Lina
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    hey devil cheers yaar

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    D_only_one
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    Hmmmm... LINA Ki FUNNNY JOKE HAIN YAAR>>>>>>>Laugh Karte Karte Stomach Pain Ho raha hain Yaaarrrrrrr..

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    Lina
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    hey dinooooo kya baat karte ho?...............sacchi main kya?.......just kidding yaar.........well cheers dinooooooooo...........

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    yam
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    really funny... too good....

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    beng072488
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    cool

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