Definations ; o School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
o Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
o Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
o Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
o Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.
o Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
o Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
o Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
o Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
o Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
o Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
o Father : A banker provided by nature.
o Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
o Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
o Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
o Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
o Classic : Books, which people praise, but do not read.
o Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
o Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
o Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
o Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
o Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
o Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
o Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
o Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
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