When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
Answer: On their Wedding!!
Do you know the similarity between "Dinosaurs" & "Decent Guys"
Answer: Both don’t exist on earth!!!
If you call your mother as MUM, what will you call your Mother's younger sis and elder sis?
Answer: MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
Santa complained to the police: Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.
Police: How come the thief did not take TV???
Santa: I was watching TV na....