If the Titanic was made in India:
a) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship.
b) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white sari and of course in rain!
c) The movie would be called "Pyar kiya to marna kya".
d) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive, but the villain would die in the first dip.
e) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero a lesson.
f) None of the women would float due to heavy designer saris.
And last but not the least
g) Half of the rescue boats would fall in reserved quota.