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    Atom Bomb: An invention made to destroy all inventions.
    Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
    Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.
    Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.
    College: A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
    Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
    Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
    Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
    Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
    Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
    Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage.
    Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
    Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
    Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
    Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
    Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
    Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
    Father : A banker provided by nature.
    Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.
    Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master.
    Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
    Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
    Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
    Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
    Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
    Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
    Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
    Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine waterpower.

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    some are repost
    but nice job

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    repost repost....sorry bro

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    y r u sorry bro.. no issues.. as i told earlier freind i cant read all the posts.. so how do i know that what i m posting is a repost.... once again tks...

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