Q: What is height of Secrecy?
A: Offering blank visiting cards
Q: What is height of Craziness?
A: Getting a blank paper Xeroxed
Q: What is height of Stupidity?
A: A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
Q: What is height of Fashion?
A: Dhoti with a zip.
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have a ‘pass’.
Q: What's the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?
A: Get married on his birthday.