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    D_only_one
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    Funny One Liners

    On the first day of marriage, the husband is treated like god... after that that the letters are reversed ( dog ).

    The 3 fastest means of communication: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.


     


    Good Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.Rest have Girlfriends.

    Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

    A tactful wife is the one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband can't afford another woman!

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    beng072488
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    Quote Originally Posted by D_only_one
    A tactful wife is the one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband can't afford another woman!
    hahahhhah

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    coolestnapster
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    nice one

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    D_only_one
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    tks freinds

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    am_alive
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    Nice one

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