On the first day of marriage, the husband is treated like god... after that that the letters are reversed ( dog ).
The 3 fastest means of communication: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.
Good Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.Rest have Girlfriends.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
A tactful wife is the one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband can't afford another woman!