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    Some great ad one liners.

    "We repair what your husband fixed."

    Pizza shop slogan:
    "7 days without pizza makes one weak.

    On an electricians truck:
    "Let us remove your shorts."

    At an optometrists office
    "If you don't see what your looking for you've come to the right place."

    On a Butchers window:
    "Let me meat your needs."

    Outside a hotel:
    "Help! We need inn-experienced people."

    On a desk in a reception room:
    "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."

    At the electric company:
    "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."

    In a restaurant window:
    "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."


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    Very interesting lines. keep it up.


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