"We repair what your husband fixed."
Pizza shop slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak.
On an electricians truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
At an optometrists office
"If you don't see what your looking for you've come to the right place."
On a Butchers window:
"Let me meat your needs."
Outside a hotel:
"Help! We need inn-experienced people."
On a desk in a reception room:
"We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."
At the electric company:
"We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."
In a restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."