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  1. #1
    Lina
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    Enjoy the Joke......

    A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One
    wet
    and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she

    heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.

    "Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My
    husband's
    home early!" "I can't jump out the window ~ It's raining out there!" "If

    my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied. He's
    got a
    hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!"

    So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the
    window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly
    discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual
    marathon, so
    he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them.

    Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in
    as
    best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had
    been
    watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer. "Do you always run in
    the
    nude?" one asked. "Oh yes!" he replied, gasping for air. "It feels so
    wonderfully free!"

    Another runner moved alongside him. "Do you always run carrying your
    clothes with you under your arm?" "Oh , yes" our friend answered
    breathlessly. "That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run
    and
    get in my car to go home!

    Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried, " Do you
    always wear a condom when you run? "

    "Nope......... just when it's raining".__._,_.___


     



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    LOL!!! Thanks Lina that was nasty!!! I enjoyed it

  3. #3
    beng072488
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    very coool

  4. #4
    coolestnapster
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    lina.....naughty one.....nice one.....

  5. #5
    Terminator
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    wow...
    awesome...

  6. #6
    D_only_one
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    he he hhe... nice joke.. lina..

  7. #7
    Lina
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    hey guys cheers yaar.......love u all.......god bless u......

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