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    Jasmine Surve


    I went to the Lord' Clinic
    to have my routine
    check -up and I confirmed
    I was ill :

    When Jesus took my blood pressure. He was
    I was low in tenderness

    When he read my temperature, the thermometer
    registered 40 degree of anxiely.

    He ran an electrocardiogram and found that I
    needed several "Love bypasses" since my
    artries were blocked with loneliness and
    could not provide for any empty heat.

    I went to orthopedics, because I could not walk
    by my brother's side and I could not hug my friends,
    since Ihad fractured myself when tripping with envy.

    He also found I was shortsighted, since
    I could not see beyond the shortcomings of my brother's and sister's.

    When complained about deafness, the diagnostic was that
    I had stopped listening to Jesus,
    voice talking to me on a daily basis.

    For all of that, Jesus gave me a free consultation
    thanks to his mercifulness, so my plege is to,
    once I leave this Clinic,
    only take the natural remedies he prescribed through his words of truth.

    take a full glass of gretitude

    When getting to walk, take one spoon of peace

    Every Hour,
    take one pill of patience, one cup of brotherhand and one glass of Humility

    When getting Home, take one dose of Love

    When getting to bed, take two caplets of clear conscience

    Do not give in into sadness or desperation for what you
    are going through today.

    God knows how you feel.......

    God knows excatly and with perfection
    what is being allowed to happen
    to you in your life ai this prcise moment.....

    God's purpose for you is simply perfect.

    He wants to show you things that
    only you can understand by living what you are living
    and by being in the place you are now.

    May God give you........
    For every storm, a rainbow,
    For every tear, a smile
    For every care, a promise
    And a blessing in each trial,
    For every problem life sends,
    A faithful friend to shar,
    For every sigh, a sweet song,
    And an answer for each prayer.

  2. #2
    Thanks again from Ogen.

  3. #3
    nice post

  4. #4
    Jasmine Surve
    Thanx for ur reply........ sunny & ogen

  5. #5
    nice one

  6. #6
    very nice
    keep it up

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