Gujju Modesty


A SIndhi, a Englishman, a Chinese and a Gujju were in a discussion during a dinner.

SIndhi: “I have a large fortune....I am going to buy Citibank!”

Englishman: “I am very wealthy and will buy General Motors!”

Chinese: “I am a fabulously rich feudal lord.... I intend to purchase Microsoft!”

They then all wait for the Gujju to speak....

Gujju stirs his Chhash (Lassi), places the spoon neatly on the table, takes a sip, looks at them and casually says:

“I'm not selling!!!...”