A SIndhi, a Englishman, a Chinese and a Gujju were in a discussion during a dinner.
SIndhi: “I have a large fortune....I am going to buy Citibank!”
Englishman: “I am very wealthy and will buy General Motors!”
Chinese: “I am a fabulously rich feudal lord.... I intend to purchase Microsoft!”
They then all wait for the Gujju to speak....
Gujju stirs his Chhash (Lassi), places the spoon neatly on the table, takes a sip, looks at them and casually says:
“I'm not selling!!!...”