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    Lina
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    Definations.......

    CLASSIC DEFINITION




    Cigarette
    A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

    Love affairs
    Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.

    Marriage
    It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

    Divorce
    Future tense of marriage

    Lecture
    An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".

    Conference
    The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

    Compromise
    The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

    Tears
    The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..

    Dictionary
    A place where divorce comes before marriage.

    Conference Room
    A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

    Ecstasy
    A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

    Classic
    A book which people praise, but do not read.

    Smile
    A curve that can set a lot of things straight

    Office
    A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

    Yawn
    The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

    Etc...
    A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

    Committee
    Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

    Experience
    The name men give to their mistakes.

    Atom Bomb
    An invention to end all inventions.

    Philosopher
    A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

    Diplomat
    A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

    Opportunist
    A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

    Optimist
    A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

    Pessimist
    A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.

    Miser
    A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

    Father
    A banker provided by nature.

    Criminal
    A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

    Boss
    Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

    Politician
    One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

    Doctor
    A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.


     



  2. #2
    coolblue
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    Read it before ---- good one anyway !!!!!

  3. #3
    Lina
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    hey cheers coolblue......

  4. #4
    Kaleem
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    well lina really CLASSIC post

    tnx

    be happy

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    shalin_99
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    gr8 post

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    1984
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    Nice post.

  7. #7
    coolestnapster
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    lina don't kill me okay ...but most of them r repost.....repost

  8. #8
    Terminator
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    ha ha napster got u..
    he's our MR. repost detector.

  9. #9
    Lina
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    hey guys cheers yaar......sunny saksham is right.........i agree with u saksham........anyways love u all......

  10. #10
    Terminator
    Guest
    cheers dear...

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