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    False Alarm

    A Plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport.


     


    After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made announcement over the intercom, “Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. Welcome to Flight 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax. OH MY GOD!”

    Silence

    Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking, the flight-attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of me pants!”

    A passenger on the aircraft said, “That’s nothing. You should see the back of mine!”



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    hmmm.....two meanings

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    Well I know of only one, and that is the Passenger has Shat on his Pants!!!

    Cheers
    JoJo

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