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    Dumb Packaging Labels

    In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.



    1. On Sears Hairdryer: “Do not use while sleeping.” (Gee, that’s the only time one has to work on their hair)


    2. On a bag of Fritos: “You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.” (Evidently, the Shoplifters Special)


    3. On a bar of Dial Soap: “Directions: Use like regular soap.” (And that would be how…?)


    4. On some Swanson Frozen Dinner: “Serving Suggestions: Defrost.” (But it’s ‘just’ a suggestion)


    5. On Tesco’s Tiramisu Dessert (printed on bottom of box): “Do not turn upside down.” (Oops, too late!)


    6. On Marks & Spencer Brand Pudding: “Product will be hot after heating.” (As night follows day…)


    7. On packaging for a Rowenta Iron: “Do not iron clothes on body.” (But wouldn’t this save even more time?)


    8. On Boot’s Children’s Cough Medicine: “Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.” (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those five-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)


    9. On Nytol Sleep Aid: “Warning: May cause drowsiness.” (One would hope)


    10. On most brands of Christmas lights: “For Indoor or Outdoor use only.” (As opposed to what?)


    11. On a Japanese Food Processor: “Not to be used for the other use.” (Admit you’re curious.)


    12. On Sainsbury’s Peanuts: “Warning: Contains Nuts.” (NEWS FLASH)


    13. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: “Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.” (Step 3: Fly Delta.)


    14. On a Child’s Superman Costume: “Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.” (I don’t blame the company, I blame the parents for this one.)


    15. On a Swedish Chain Saw: “Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.” (Was there a chance of this happening somewhere?...good grief)


    16. On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing Liquid: “Do not use on food.” (Hey, Mom, we’re out of syrup! It’s OK honey, just grab the Palmolive!)


    17. On a tube of Crest Toothpaste: “If swallowed contact poison control.” (Oh please have you ever heard about someone dying from swallowing a little toothpaste?)


    18. On a bottle of ALL Laundry Detergent: “Remove clothing before distributing in Washing Machine.” (Hey no more swimming in the Washing Machine kids)


     



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    repost repost....lolz sorry bro

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    Sorry About that Nappy

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    plz don't say me nappy.....plz...

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