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    What car names really mean[NICE JOKE]

    AUDI: Accelerates Under Downward Influence

    BMW: Big Money Works

    CHEVROLET: Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

    DODGE: Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

    FIAT: Fix It All the Time

    FORD: Fast Only Rolling Downhill | FORD: Fix Or Repair Daily

    GMC: Garage Man's Companion

    HONDA: Had One, Never Did Again

    HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing is Drivable and Inexpensive

    SAAB: Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown

    TOYOTA: Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

    VOLVO: Very Odd-Looking Vehicular Object

    PONTIAC - Poor Old Nigger Think's Its A Caddilac

    ACURA -Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile

    AMC -Another Major Catastrophe

    AUDI -Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

    BMW -Break My Windshield

    BUICK -Big Ugly Import Car Killer

    CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time

    DODGE -Dead On Day Guarantee Expires

    FIAT -Fix It Again Tony

    FORD -First On Recall Day

    FORD -Fix Or Repair Daily

    GEO -Good Engineering Overlooked

    G. M. -General Maintenance

    G. M. -Goshdarn Mess

    GMC -Gets Mechanics Crazy

    HONDA -Had One, Never Do-that Again

    HONDA -Hang On, Not Done Accelerating

    HYUNDAI -How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import

    IROC -I Reek Of Cologne

    JEEP -Junk Engineering Executed Poorly

    LTD -Last Try from Detroit

    MAZDA -My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!

    MERCEDES -Most Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans

    M.G. -Money Guzzler

    MITSUBISHI -Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete

    MOPAR -Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously

    MUSTANG -Men Usually Stand Together And Never Go

    NISSAN -Nine Idiots Standing, Saying Absolutely Nothing

    OLDSMOBILE -Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.

    PINTO -Put In Nickel To Operate

    PONTIAC -Poor Old Nitwit Thinks It’s A Cadillac

    PORSCHE -Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

    SAAB -Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.

    TOYOTA -Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

    VOLVO -Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

    VW -Virtually Worthless

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    hmmm..nice but mayb it's a repost.

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    kool ones...well i don't know about this one repost or not

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    i alsp can't say anything abt the repost

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    Nice one shalin

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