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    shalin_99
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    FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD

    Four guys, from Harvard, Yale, MIT and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question was asked to all 4 of them.

    INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?



    1. YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light.



    2. HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind.

    3. MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked



    4. SANTA SINGH: Its Loose motion

    INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked) "WHY"?


     


    SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!!




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    beng072488
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    hahhaha

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    shalin_99
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    thnx beng

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