BLOCKBUSTERS. ..... of SARADAR JEE
Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y didn't u Xchnge?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchnge in the lower Berth..
Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night, nobody will b
Girl goes at night & really nobody was there
A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form he had
gone to DELHI for
Filling up. U knows y?
FORM said "FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".
had twins; he named them Tin Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter &
again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. disgusted
Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!
A sardharji photographer focusing
a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives
beat him why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"
Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth....... ......... . WHY? because his doctor advised him
"Todays dinner should
SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF
- I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY....
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U knw Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
Santa! Your daughter has died!
Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25flr:I'm unmarried!
At 10flr:I'm Banta not santa
ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM,DARLING ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING? HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question
ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever u order
first will come first.
A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Sardar: I have a Air
cell phone but still hutch
network is following me.
A teacher told all students in a class to write an
essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one
"DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
What does a sardar do after
taking a xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any
WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT EMERGENCY?
** THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE
Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says...
Drink quickly..... .
Wife asks why...
sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and
cold coffee Rs10
A Sardar & his wife filed an
application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR
Sardar at an Art
Gallery: I suppose this horrible
looking thing is what you call modern
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Sardar news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local sardars have so far found 500
bodies and are still
digging for more..
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in
hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning
of friends last
words. It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing
He said-im seeing how i look while