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    shalin_99
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    BLOCKBUSTERS. ..... of SARADAR JEE[LargeCollection]

    BLOCKBUSTERS. ..... of SARADAR JEE


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    Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the
    train.
    Friend: Y?
    Sardar: Got upper berth.
    Friend: Y didn't u Xchnge?
    Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchnge in the lower Berth..


    Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night, nobody will b
    there....... ......
    Girl goes at night & really nobody was there


    A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form he had
    gone to DELHI for
    Filling up. U knows y?
    FORM said "FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".


    Sardar
    had twins; he named them Tin Martin.
    Again had twins & named Peter &
    Repeater.
    again twins & named Max & Climax.
    Again d same. disgusted
    Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!



    A sardharji photographer focusing
    a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives
    beat him why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"



    Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth....... ......... . WHY? because his doctor advised him
    "Todays dinner should
    be light"_-=


    SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF
    - I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY....



    One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
    U knw Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...



    Santa! Your daughter has died!
    Depressed,
    Sardar jumps from 100th floor
    At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
    At 25flr:I'm unmarried!
    At 10flr:I'm Banta not santa



    ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM,DARLING ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING? HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE
    NUMBER



    Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question
    ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever u order
    first will come first.


     




    A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.
    A bystander: why are u laughing?
    Sardar: I have a Air
    cell phone but still hutch
    network is following me.



    A teacher told all students in a class to write an
    essay on a cricket match.
    All were busy writing except one
    Sardarji.He wrote
    "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"




    What does a sardar do after
    taking a xerox?
    He will compare it with the original for any
    spelling mistakes.





    WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT EMERGENCY?
    ** THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE
    PHONE.



    Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says...
    Drink quickly..... .
    Wife asks why...
    sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and
    cold coffee Rs10


    A Sardar & his wife filed an
    application 4 Divorce.
    Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR




    Sardar at an Art
    Gallery: I suppose this horrible
    looking thing is what you call modern
    art ?
    Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!



    Sardar news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local sardars have so far found 500
    bodies and are still
    digging for more..


    Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in
    hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
    Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning
    of friends last
    words. It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"



    Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
    His wife asked what you are doing
    He said-im seeing how i look while
    sleeping.



  2. #2
    Terminator
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    lol..

  3. #3
    coolestnapster
    Guest
    hmmm...

  4. #4
    Terminator
    Guest
    again sry napster.

  5. #5
    shalin_99
    Guest
    thnx guys

  6. #6
    coolblue
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    Re: BLOCKBUSTERS. ..... of SARADAR JEE[LargeCollection]

    Great !!!!

  7. #7
    shalin_99
    Guest
    thnx

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