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    Funny sms - 8

    Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
    Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
    Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
    Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

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    Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
    waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
    Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
    Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

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    Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
    Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
    Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
    Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

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    Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
    Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
    Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
    Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain

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    Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
    Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
    latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
    Bartan Lelo Bartan….

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    Woh hamari gali me aaye…
    Woh hamari gali me aaye…
    Woh hamari gali me aaye…
    Aur chillake bole…..
    Paper Raddi wala !!!!!

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    Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
    tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
    Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
    Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

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    jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
    jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
    arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai

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    Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo
    Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo

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    Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
    Sadqey jaoon tumhari patli kamar per …





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    very nice...............



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